Really good and disgustingly badass. A mixture of heavy, meaning really good or deep and as kickass as kung fu.
Guy 1 "Man, how did you manage to kill that Boss and not take a single hit?"
Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"
Guy 2 "Because I'm Heavy Kung Fu"
by pisodiumis February 05, 2014
by 1m1m0 December 29, 2022
A grip so tight on the shaft of your penis when masturbating that your palm print now includes the vein structure of your shaft embedded on the palm of your hand. So much so that a palm reader might try reading a vein as opposed to an actual line on your palm.
by Pierced69 August 05, 2022
Kung Fu Panda 4 - a sexual act you perform while watching a DreamWorks film where you have to channel her inner "Chi"
by oh_hayhay March 10, 2024
Woke up after big night but as we were in Vegas for the weekend just had a Kung fu breakfast and a Bloody Mary and got back on the saddle.
by Dornstar20 September 30, 2021
A form of martial arts only seen in the shady parts of Beijing or in triad controlled China town. It is also used as a sport for betting and such like.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Where 2 or more men use their erect penises as weapons in a duel but also doing those crazy kung-fu flips. Women can participate with strap-ons but this provides a distinct advantage due to their artificial nature.
Joe: 'Chris are you ok?'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
Chris: 'No mate, absolutely exhausted. My penis is black and blue from all that Ding dong kung-fu!'
by Two Spoon Destroyer December 23, 2020
by VileGay September 21, 2023