Klorp

Used to describe something that is ridiculous

You got to be klorping my dick off!
Bruh what kind of klorp shit is this?

by Jigga B00 J0nes June 17, 2016

Ste Klopp

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Person 1: Hey you know Ste Klopp

Person 2: Yeah that is Greggislocallfc

Greggislocallfc: how are we boys

Person 2: Ok Ste la

by SteKloppMadeMeDoIt April 27, 2022

Klumped

Stealing your friends woman, in a sexual or relationship way

Zack klumped meg from kevin

by BigWilly250 February 25, 2010

Mormon Klump

A Mormon Klump is very similar to a cleveland steamer, but involves more than two individuals. It can involve two individuals, but this is more commonly known as a "Sherman Klump". If you stumble upon a situation involving 3 or more people and their poop, it is most likely a Mormon Klump.

The primary receiver of the klumping is refered to as "Sherman", during both the Sherman and Mormon Klumps.

Todd: "Hey man, did you go to that church service last night?"
Henry: "I sure did, but it turned into a Mormon Klump. I had to get out of there".
Todd: "Was Meg the Sherman?"
Henry: "Meg's ALWAYS the Sherman..."

by shermanklump March 26, 2011

Kloppe

a strong mixture of loratab and Vick's Nighquill that results in spontaneous bursts of inebriation that could potentially cause a person to loose their pants.

Brian didn't feel well, so he decided to pull a Kloppe and have some fun.

by hobbes332 February 9, 2009

Klop

A word that can replace any curse word and can be said in any form.

“Brian is such a piece of klop.” “What the klop were you doing?” “Quite being such a klop!” “Augh, right in the klop!”

by The Yosiation August 17, 2021

klop

Used just like the word crap in refering to bowel movements.

"Man do I have to drop a klop."

by Phil February 4, 2004