an author who tries to imagine that he didnt have sex with big bird. Trust me he did in fact find out why they call him big bird. Then he has huge orgies with chuck norris, daniel tosh, the band oasis, ron jeremy and an alien with a dick bigger than any dick you have ever seen (STOP LOOKIN AT DICKS YOU HOMO) then he gets gay with jesus. KILLMEIHAVENOLIFE IS A SPERM DUMPSTER
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Well. What CAN'T be said about this absolute goat of a man. Killmefam/Tyler by day, in your girl's dms by night. Legend has it this dude's gotta a pretty huge shaft but unfortunately that is balanced out by his relatively weak, miniscule, and sickly looking calf and bicep muscles haha but anyway. He'll always have your back, great taste in music, and will make you feel better about yourself when you bench more than him at the gym.
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by Mike auxmall November 11, 2019
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