Jonathan

A guy who constantly makes a Donald duck impression in to his microphone while playing gears of war 2.

Your pulling a Jonathan right now mate!

by J Slayer15 July 23, 2019

Jonathan

A boy who loves making people laugh and happy and he is so sensitive and caring he will always love the girl of his dreams no matter what he will always be there for his friends but for all the people he makes happy he can not be happy without the girl of his dreams.

Look at that boy over there he is such a Jonathan and I love him

by Zombiebutcher210 May 16, 2015

Jonathan Cook

The lead singer of ftsk. Very cool guy. I know him personally. I got a little pissed when I saw some of the negative crap posted on here about him, when those people really have no clue what they're talking about. First off, Jonathan is a GREAT christian and he makes that clear. He doesnt drink or do drugs of any sort either, which is pretty unheard of for a ROCKSTAR. He goes to church consistently and his actions reflect his good character. Second of all, to call him a pedophile is the most ignorant thing I've ever heard. I mean, seriously? I bet whoever posted that is a pedophile and is projecting or something. Third of all, he's a really smart guy and a good business man. He has a college degree and everything...he's not some garage band musician who just happened to make it big to avoid a life of being dirt poor. He can make it with or without his music. He is a big sports fan, and likes to hunt, etc. He would make an amazing politician...I dont think I know anyone who is a smoother talker than him. All in all, a great guy who puts out equally great music.

Hey look, its the singer of ftsk

Hey I ran into Jonathan Cook at church today!

Jonathan Cook is taller than you....

by the knowhow November 15, 2010

Jonathans

A posh name for a "Jondoms" or "Jonnies", widely known as condoms.

A guy walks into a pharmacy:

"Hello shopkeep, a pack of your finest Jonathans please."

by Tom O'Brien January 6, 2006

Jonathan

A very attractive sexy beast, who in fact is fat but still gets the ladies.

"Dude how could that fat-ass get that chick". He must be a jonathan.

by Mr.jroll April 3, 2008

Jonathan Peters

one of the best house music d.j.s ....known the most for spinning in the legendary sound factory

you j.p ripped it sick last... he did a 24 hr set

by sfmar May 1, 2005

Jonathan

Is a very sexy person with a long dickand pulls all of the girls but rejects most of them and loves his girlfriend 4ever and has money. Is a person that understands people and gets people and is very loving and hoeslove him.

I'm gonna name him jonathan

by 151112 May 17, 2018