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Juan

Damn Juan is such a beaner
Juan needs to go back to Mexico
by DigBick6929 September 17, 2018
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juan

An overused internet meme that everyone pretends it's funny because they don't want to get excluded from society but no one assumes it.
Juan, hahahahah juan guys it's so funny look a horse on a balcony! Hahahah why no one is laughinging? Guys I made a reference to that meme
by I stole your toast February 9, 2021
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Juan

A sausage muncher who googles naked pictures of his mom in his spare time. You can observe him in his natural habitat of the Mexican badlands munching on cinnamon almonds and stalking Facebook profiles when he finds internet connection. His sidekick is a black bear named Buddy.
He gives great fashion advice.
When he is not criticizing Asians he has a heart of gold. Gold which he stole from the Irish and openly brags about.
Beth: Man, I don't know what to wear tonight
Clarissa: You should ask Juan! Bring sausages and almonds for payment.
by Priscilla Willow July 28, 2011
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juan

any and every persons name in florida....
im drivin down the street and i say to any random person demilo juan conjo and he answers...
by alex rivera July 21, 2006
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Juan

Always wants sympathy. Always has a problem. Never there when you need him.
"Sorry but I have a lot going on and you will have to take care of whatever unimportant problems you have."

That is so Juan.
by BronxLatinaGirl August 26, 2011
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juan has 0 wins in fortknife
by knowdewea January 10, 2019
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Juan a disabled Mexican who is sometimes mistaken for a burrito his eyes stretch so far I can't tell who he is looking at
He is retarded and looks like a whale juan a idiotic mexicans
by Kwowoeorid January 24, 2019
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