gettin jiffy with it

When your partner performs anallingus on you like a dog working a kong full of peanut butter.

gettin jiffy with it falls on Sunday Funday.

by anonymous December 22, 2022

Jiffy-Wisp-Wap

Rarely used term for marijuana, specifically high grade skunk. Used primarily by weird looking ginger kids trying to buy a ten bag from a yardie.

"Safe blud, got any jiffy-wisp-wap?"

by Skeese March 27, 2020

Jiffy Noob

The youngest and most inexperienced worker at Jiffy Lube.

Jiffy Noob: Your coolant is bad, I will replace it for $99
Marta: No thanks.

Jiffy Noob: Actually, half the coolant is gone. When I checked it, I forgot it’s under pressure and it is now coating the shop floor.

by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018

Jiffy

A jiffy is a unit of time: 0.0000000000033357 seconds or (3.3357x10^-11) or (3.3357 times 10 to the power of minus 11).

So named for the length it takes for light to travel 1 centimetre in a vaccum.

"I will be back in a jiffy!!"

by Tom Elgie October 12, 2016

Nigg jiffy

Are you down /you in

You nigg jiffy/ John is nigg jiffy with us

by Wisecumapple May 15, 2022

Jiffy Up

to try to persuade someone to do something or to hurry them, especially when they do not really feel like it

You can do this! Jiffy up!

by Bogland June 7, 2019

pickle jiffy

When ones penis is submerged in a jar of Jif Peanut Butter

Eric drunkenly woke up in a pickle jiffy

by eddylasko February 2, 2023