Jiffy

A form of peanut butter that was turned into jif after years of realization that no one will ever call it jiffy again

I have a whole jar of jiffy in my cabinet

by IM GEY February 15, 2018

pickle jiffy

When ones penis is submerged in a jar of Jif Peanut Butter

Eric drunkenly woke up in a pickle jiffy

by eddylasko February 2, 2023

Jiffy

No, It's not the stupid peanut butter, it means that you will cover you dick and butt hole with stupid jello than rub it against your crushes face. True Romance.

hey dude, "What?" I have just did something. "What?" Jiffy. "Wait....... Ok?.."

by aaaaaa12@ January 23, 2020

Gettin’ JIFFY with it

The sexual act of performing analingus on your partner like a Dog with a Kong full of Peanut Butter.

The time has arrived! My wife has been fasting for a week so tonight “I’m Gettin’ JIFFY with it.”
Gettin’ JIFFY with it

by anonymous December 22, 2022

Jiffy Tube

The TV that is at Jiffy Lube on the wall of the waiting area. No one is entertained by it. The remote sits in plain sight, yet no one dares to change the channel in fear someone else is watching it. Asking to change it is not an option because Mike, sitting on the other couch in white New Balances is on his Otterbox-covered iPhone 4S yelling at his son Timmy for being a lazy fuck and never getting off his Nintendo.

Man: your oil needs to be changed.

Man 2: fuck! I hate having to sit there and watch the Jiffy Tube.

by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018

Jiffy Up

to try to persuade someone to do something or to hurry them, especially when they do not really feel like it

You can do this! Jiffy up!

by Bogland June 7, 2019

gettin jiffy with it

When your partner performs anallingus on you like a dog working a kong full of peanut butter.

gettin jiffy with it falls on Sunday Funday.

by anonymous December 22, 2022