Jehovah's Witness

(Grammatically incorrect.) A member of Jehovah's Witnesses.

Grammatically correct form: He is one of Jehovah's Witnesses.

by Downstrike May 18, 2004

Jehovie

A very athletic annoying person

Did you see that Jehovie run and jump over that fence when my dog started chasing him

SEE: Jehovah's Witless for comparison (they don't make the fence)

by CORNBIOFUEL January 15, 2009

Jehovah's Witness

a person who believes in Jehovah the Only God, and tries to save lifes just like Jesus and his disciples in the first century.

I'd really like to learn about the Bible with a Jehovah's Witness

by kattttt May 18, 2006

jacho

Some dude who puts shit under sinks.

"Hey jacho! Stop putting shit under the sink!"

by willy187 August 18, 2009

Jehovah's Witnesses Zone

A long stretch of houses (at least one block) without any Christmas lights, the absence of which suggests the possibility of there being a large concentration of Jehovah's Witnesses living in that area.

Person 1: Do you want to drive down that street?

Person 2: Nah, nobody has any lights up; must be a Jehovah's Witnesses Zone.

by Danny Mew December 27, 2011

Jehovah Fucks

Jehova Fucks,

Jehovah Fucks Are THINGS that want to shove a huge cock up your bum. They want you to swallow it, in other words, they want you to join there so called "religion".

What Are They:
They consider themselves, a religion, but they are more of a cult.
WE, normal people, see them as fuckin rats, but none the less, they are just brainwashed.

Oi, LOOK! ITS ONE OF THOSE JEHOVAH FUCKS

by gdeyfucka March 27, 2019

9 Jocho

THE ORIGINAL: A alcoholic drink which consists of a 4 Loko and adding a 5 Hour Energy shot. 4 loko + 5 hour energy = 9 jocho
Originated at North Dakota State University

Man last night was crazy! I got so bombed off of that 9 Jocho.

by Crabby Bills August 1, 2019