Jared

A real dick who abuses women physically and mentally. He also tells you to make him cum and he cums on FaceTime. Nice and shy in the beginning but makes you feel like a bitch In the end.

Jared is a fucking douchebag

by Bitch___ January 7, 2018

Jared

Jared is the name for the dingle berries that hang on butt hair

I have a Jared hanging from my butt

by Chad mann January 18, 2010

Jared

Tall, slightly chunky man with dark facial hair. Loves Black T-shirts and his sexy girlfriend. He has a fetish with boobs. His popsicle is slight smaller than normal. He never rejects you when you ask for a ride in his man van. He's a sweet and loving boyfriend but makes mistakes and doesnt really understand the female type. He has kind of a numb personality but is extremely loyal..... I mean REALLY LOYAL. He will be whatever you want hime to be. He is my bestfriend, my boyfriend, and my slave. He also enjoys blowing on lucy, his trombone....:D

He went to jared

by Ned Bluska October 30, 2010

Jared

The art of escaping in an otto bin

He chucked a Jared
He got out by Jareding

by ArttRarr October 16, 2008

Jared

Jared is someone who is smart. But he does dumb stuff in his free time. Like doing youtube videos.

"OMG did you see Jared's youtube channel gamingcentral32."
"Go and subscribe to gamingcentral32"
"Seriously go and subscribe to gamingcentral32"

by Jared forsdaddy February 1, 2017

Jared

He is a big dick of a person , he tends to play with people on purpose, and jerks off to his mom more times then counted

" hey when it comes to guys I don't wanna be a Jared ."

by Echo_nunya February 25, 2017

Jared

A cool friend and would never leave his friends but can be a dick sometimes

Man Jared is such a cool friend

by Uber March 15, 2017