j

Derogatory term for anyone who's name is 2 syllables or longer and starts with the letter J.

Pete: yeah, J over there fucked everything up, now we gotta sit here and mope all night.

Alex: God damn it, J

by Joe Wa. February 11, 2008

J

The only letter which can be pronounced in five{5} different ways, depending on its native language and how it is used; in order of commonness: as a ‘j’ (as in the English name'George', word 'jockey'), as an ‘h’ (as in the Mexican beverage 'Jarritos', the Spanish word 'jalapeño', or the English name 'Henry'), as a ‘y’ (as in the word 'yacht' or the German word 'Ja' meaning 'Yes' or the name 'Jorgen von Strangle'{teh boss-fairy from le FOP, you silly nitwitt}..w's=v's, v's=f's auf Deutsch), as 'zh'(as in English 'vision', or the French name 'Jean' or word 'lingerie'), or as a ‘w’ (as in the historical\fictional character + noun 'Don Juan', the feminine name 'Juanita', or the word 'marijuana'\'marihuana' or 'chihuahua' or the exclamatory interjunction 'Woo!').

"Juicey jalapeños, Jawohl!" exclaimed Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the U.S.S. Enterprise-D to the young, savvy, don juan.

by Victor Van Styn January 3, 2007

J & J

A juice drink consisting of half orange and half blueberry juice.

I'll have a J & J, please!

by Traylorjim October 24, 2008

a "J"

j as in junkie(crackhead) someone who either acts extrmley stupid/crazy or looks busted(raggedy). Can also be used to describe a lame person

so quita lookin like a "j" today huh?

by Kewl ass Laura September 19, 2006

No-J

No-J, short for knob jockey. Another word for a homo or someone who rides a knob like a jockey. Or a derogatory term for someone you think is a bit of a prick.

That bloke is such a No-J. I hate the prick.

by drtypykie April 7, 2015

at the j

One who has no life and only goes to the j to play basketball. Ex. Ryan Merten.

Ryan Merten is at the J getting schooled by Eric Kenney again.

by eric k June 9, 2004

The No-J

1. Term for the 'job' (sexual) one receives after countless hours and attempts at flirting with someone you want a J from.
2. Decline response for answering a question to give/receive a J.

1. "Nah dude, no matter how hard I tried all I got was The No-J."

2. "Can I have a BJ?"
"How about a No-J."

by JodanMclovin October 19, 2009