Jesus

Jesus is a very honest and loyal person...but there will be that time when he gets mad you better get ready to get your a** beat because he is not the person to mess with or else it's gonna be on sight.

Jesus is also the person who could steal anyones girl like when you see him with a girl another person would say isn't that that one guys girl.

Jesus is the one not to mess with.

by Lil_litt_boy November 18, 2018

Jesus

Jesus
Je sus
He sus
wait- your sus, don't you already know who he is?

Among us player: Is jesus sus?
Me: Yeah Jesus is sus.
Joe: He sus!

by a black girl on the internet November 29, 2020

Jesus

Some kid i met while playing Fortnite. Quite a nice guy

"Hey Jesus you're in the zone"

by SnO-b December 15, 2020

Jesus

Seth Thomas

Seth Thomas: Call me daddy? No, call me, Jesus!

by SisSISsis January 14, 2019

The Jesus

A sex positionin which the woman inserts her long hair into the man’s urethra while singing catholic hymns

Hey Patricia lets do some of the Jesus tonight if you know what I mean..

by NerdyMofo25737 May 4, 2020

Jesus

1. Is a normal 11-year old white dude named Gabe

2. Gabe shares that he is Jesus
3. Is part of The Amish Goat and Friends Netflix show

“Yo is that Jesus?”

“ nah it’s just Gabe

by Whitestpersonever January 10, 2020

Jesus

Jesus is a funny guy who is Cuban and has a big butt he can make you laugh at anytime with a face expression or a joke he can be a little bit nasty sometimes but it will crack you up.He is some what good at basketball and cares about people even tho it looks like he doesn’t care but he will ask if you’re ok.

Girl:Damn jesus has a big booty I wish I can eat that cake
Girl who has a crush on jesus: back tf off bitch that’s my cake you hoe

by Lookwhostalking May 16, 2018