diamond commercial

adj. when some source of media tries too hard to be sexy/sophisticated/sleek.

Hey did you check out new vid far Circus yet?

I did, and honestly: a tad diamond commercial nasty, for my taste.

by Donnie Gray December 17, 2008

Commercial

Bootleg GANG GANG

yo did you hear commercial by lil baby, it’s bootleg GANG GANG

by Leonard661 May 3, 2020

Cut to Commercial Break

When you screw something up so badly in front of so many people, that you wish you were being pre-recorded on TV so you could ask the technical staff to literally "cut to commercial break." The cut to commercial break indicates that you have achieved an Xbox like screw up. If you were in a video game, the achievement "Worst thing you've done this year" would indicate below you on screen.

I had a savage, throbbing boner during my job interview yesterday. When I stood up, it kinked in my pants like a broken candy bar and I know the hiring manager saw it. I really wished I could have cut to commercial break. I could hear him telling his buddy I must be "fun sized" on the way out of the lobby.

by CPT Ron July 20, 2020

Interrupting this commercial

(Per Mike Lindell the MyPillow guy):

Canceling someones verbal spiel in order to say more witty or more sarcastic or more intelligent.

I will not be afraid to start interrupting this commercial.

by Sexydimma May 29, 2021

Commercial Menace

A Commercial Menace is a person who isn’t well known internationally and yet too hard to handle for commercial interests alike.

Not even Yoshinori Kanada could become as much of a Commercial Menace as Yasunori Miyazawa.

by Snapper2001 December 2, 2025

commercial Volume

the extremely loud volume at which commercials are presented.

Joe: hey dude, why is your TV so loud?
Mark: It's only blaring at commercial volume because it's on commercials.

by Jo3 Chikken January 4, 2011

Little Babies Ice Cream commercial

Little Babies Ice Cream is a commercial that shows a series of commercialized videos with eerie, weird, gross, and disturbing images that are paired with actors covered in white cream that is supposed to be ice cream but who knows? Whilst a narrator with a deep voice explains to the viewers/consumers that ice cream is a "feeling" and goes off about how "great" ice cream is. One video on youtube has gone viral for being one of the scariest videos on the platform. The video is a clip of an actor staring into the eyes of its viewer and, eating the white cream off their body whilst the narrator with a deep voice details how "amazing" ice cream is. There is a lot of white cream flying everywhere and there will be a lot of mentioning of ice cream. Watch at your own risk. Yuck.

You: Did you see that one weird Little Babies Ice Cream commercial on youtube?
Me: If you have seen it, no you didn't.

You: What?

by MsJacques August 14, 2023