Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Quipu (questions under intense pressure underground): The First Juvenile Release.

by Theusurpedmammarygland February 7, 2025

Maximum Intensity Helicopter

The art of spinning your dick so fast you fly threw the window leaving your girl empty handed but you'll feel like you've accomplished somthing in your kinky life

The Maximum Intensity Helicopter is probably the most outrageous thing I ever did, and I'm proud of it

by SenpaiWillNeverNoticeYou March 18, 2015

intensive care unit

A place where critically injured/sick people go, similar to an emergency room.

Serious cases of COVID-19 are in the intensive care unit.

by this_girl_knows_all May 25, 2020

Low Intensity Walmart

The time between 8am-10am (aka Sensory-Friendly Hours) when shopping at Walmart is a pleasant experience because the TVs and store radio are off. The customers are less noisy and you're less likely to have to dodge carts and mouthbreathers.

Woahh...Looks like we woke up early. Want to go to Low Intensity Walmart?

Yeah, it is the only time I will go now

by __naux__ November 19, 2024

Intense

Madison Starcher

Madison Starcher is very intense.

by Schaeferball November 17, 2017

Intense Weakling Syndrome (aka IWS)

When someone does nothing and is always sick. Wakes up in the morning and has headache, walks outside and has stomach ache, sleeps inside and catches cold.

Oh my God, I have been hit with Intense Weakling Syndrome (aka IWS).
"Thats the boy, that has Intense Weakling Syndrome, I feel bad for him." said Joe

"You are always coughing, are sure you don't have IWS?" said Max

by Self-Educated Doctor January 21, 2021

Intense fuckery

Having anal sex intensly, or having hardcore sex. Sex so hard that you will get a rash on your dick, or your dildo will start melting, usually causes space and time to rupture.

My wife and I had some intense fuckery last night. It melted my dick right off

by Mewmewwillkillu August 31, 2016