your mom

a diss. some say its really lame and when people can't think of something better to say. this is true sometimes. however at other times "your mom" disses can be really funny.. if it's the right person delivering the diss.

Laura: u know ur house sucks, we should go to mine.. i have Jumanji on DVD.

Rebecca: ur house smells like hot diareha.. plus Jumanji sucks more than ur mom when she was pregnant with u.

by deenie June 16, 2004

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your mom

words used when ever there is an awkward silence.. something to just say randomly and rarely makes sense..

kid 1: hey sup
kid 2: your mom
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kid3: hey my names bob nice to meet you!
kid 4: your mom
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silence
kid 5: YOUR MOM!

by the REAL paige.. everyone else are fake.. haha okay. May 25, 2005

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[your momming]

To repeatedly answer something like "your mom" to any question until the person you are answering to is on the floor, screaming out the name of a third-rate comedian repeatedly.

Bill: What are you doing?
John: Your mom.
Bill: No seriously?
John: Your mom.
Bill: It's not funny!
John: Your mom is not funny.
Bill: Stop it!
John: That's what your mom said.
Bill: BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOBSAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET! BOB SAGET!
(Tim walks in)
Tim: What happened?
Bill: Your mom.
Tim: ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER! ROB SCHNEIDER!
PWND!
Bill: I love your momming

by wahausfhiahfs January 08, 2009

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