Joaquin Moment

The moment of greatness. Life some would say.

Guy1: So has was it
Guy2: Had sex it was a Joaquin Moment

by Joaquin Moment December 29, 2020

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Aleppo moment

When your mind draws a blank when asked a question you should know the answer to

"I guess I'm having an Aleppo moment."

-- Gary Johnson

by RankledSphincter September 30, 2016

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Brokeback Moment

Having a moment in life (as a man) that is decidely gay. Interestingly enough, what makes it that type of moment is the fact that the gayness of it is in no way a problem.

Example 1: Derek: "Wow that sunset is really pretty."
Steve: "What?"
Derek: "You know, its just ....pretty"
Steve: "Dude, yer having a Brokeback Moment"
Example 2: Tom : "My favorite moment after working out is
showering with the guys. I love the
comraderie..."
Gus : "Are you nuts? Dude, you are totally
having a Brokeback Moment"

by Christophe Graham April 03, 2006

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driveway moment

The inability to leave one's car after arriving at the destination because of the riveting nature of a story you're listening to on the radio; especially on NPR

I had a driveway moment today while listening to David Sedaris on This American Life.

by TooBeaucoup September 10, 2005

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Cartman moment

South Park's Eric Cartman expresses frustration by yelling either of these two interjections: "GAHDAMMIT!" and "sonofaBITCH!" When something of great annoyance happens to ME, I scream one of these things in my head (or out loud), thereby having a "Cartman moment".

Upon discovering bird crap on his car's windshield and hood, Johnny muttered "sonofaBITCH!" with Cartmanesque inflection.

This is an example of a "Cartman moment".

by harry blotter August 23, 2009

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