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flesh of the living

A substance that zombies and other undead like to eat.
Beware the living dead, for they rise from the grave and walk the earth once more to eat the flesh of the living!
by Baddius January 15, 2008
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flesh maze

A vagina
The most magical place in all the world.”
as he began to shag her he realised the entrance to her nunny was a flesh maze.
by dictionarybwalls September 1, 2023
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flesh helmet

When you tightly stretch your ball sack across a woman's forehead, while she pinches the actual balls, and you masturbate with goat cheese
by mad bagger February 21, 2015
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flesh mattress

anyone so much bigger than their sexual partner that they're always on the bottom because it's too dangerous for them to be on top
I passed out on my flesh mattress after I finished fucking her. Slept like a baby.
by ezpei April 18, 2014
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flesh quilt

when kissing/shagging a girl (normally outside) and you put her on top of you to keep warm.
"broseph, wheren't you cold?" "nah bra i had my flesh quilt"
by Briceman January 11, 2010
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Flesh Basket

A multiple person 69 where the participants are "woven" together while simultaneously giving and receiving oral sex.
"... Yeah she wanted to 69"
"Dude thats sweet"
"But it turned out to be a flesh basket"
"oh"
by KiteCfdfdffdfdsfsdf August 11, 2017
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Flesh tongs

Another name for your fingers.
James wasn’t able to pick up the lettuce for his taco with the regular tongs, so he used his flesh tongs.
by Wtrsthegreat November 14, 2018
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