casting couch

When a person of lower status must perform sexual favors for a superior in order to advance their career.

I bent her over the casting couch and pounded out a role on CSI: New York

by Inferior Olive July 4, 2007

Couch Conquest

A strategic coup d'état of a couch or other piece of furniture. Accomplished by means of small, deliberate moves toward both extremities of the seating arrangement simultaneously. The end goal is reached when one maintains full possession of the couch, futon, sofa, or love seat. Ejection of any and all previous couch-goers to the floor is preferable. A cunning and underhanded move requiring skill, tact, and wit.

I wanted to stretch my legs, so I went all manifest destiny on Gus and Sam. They finally surrendered to my inevitable couch conquest, relocating themselves to the floor.

by Max77 October 26, 2010

Couch Companion

Someone of the opposite sex, male or female, often an intimate friend, with whom one engages in make-out type activity (often while watching a movie), or even actual sex, but where said activity is limited to the couch and is not reflective of the overall relationship.

Sue: "Mary, is that your boyfriend over there?"
Mary: "Naw, he's just a Couch Companion..."

by Anthrage June 29, 2011

deep couch

A music genre that describes very chill music that is very relaxing.

Put on the deep couch music so that we can chill out.

by Lisa Avery January 4, 2008

couch browsing

The act of watching TV on the couch while surfing the internet using a laptop.

Are you watching TV? Yes. I'm also looking up useless info on the internet. I'm couch browsing.

by Ben aka "the Deuce" January 4, 2008

couch burrito

A person wrapped in a blanket on a couch. The blanket can be rolled around the body in the manner of a tortilla.

There is a large couch burrito in my living room, snoring

by giselle January 22, 2011

Couch Sitter

Someone who frequently opts not to go fishing with his friends. Someone who would much rather talk about fishing than partake in the actual activitiy.

Also someone who waits for all the leg work to be done (I.E. spots found and techniques figured out) then reaps the benifit of all his friends hard work.

Person #1 - Hey man you want to go fishing tomorrow

Khalid Barkawi - Na, I've got some real important things to do.

Person #2 - O really like what?

Khalid Barkawi -Well actually nothing I was just waiting for you guys to figure it out so I can guaranteed catch fish. Why should I help when I don't have to?

Person #1 and #2 - GOOD POINT! Your a couch sitter!

by Defftik February 4, 2010