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iPad kid

A stupid 3-10 year old who only uses there iPad for entertainment.
Some way you can find out if a child is in fact a iPad kid.
1. they will scream

2. FULL VOLUME AT ALL TIMES

3. coco melon/Ryan's toy review
4. Cheeto fingers

5. Bulky iPad cases

6 dirty screen
Person1:dude look at that iPad kid

Person2: there parents must not care about them
13 year old from far away: ew it smells like shit in here

1: did that kid just shit there pants

2 yes yes they did
13 year old now very close by: whelp it looks like the parents don't care lets just judge and make Shure this in fact a iPad kid
2 who the fuck are you

13yr old: I'm a 13 year old to add more depth to this stupid story

1: wait this is fake
2 well no fucking shit this is fake
iPad kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMY MY IPAD DIED
13yo: run

and they all fuck died the end.
by itsdinocraft August 1, 2022
mugGet the iPad kidmug.

IPad Kid

ThePlasticPlant, Her chat named her an IPad Kid. Popular twitch streamer ThePlasticPlant is now officially declared an IPad Kid
Chatter1 : Yo there’s the Ipad Kid

Chatter 2: Oh, you mean ThePlasticPlant
by TwitchStreamers May 11, 2021
mugGet the IPad Kidmug.

Ipad kid

When someone needs their phone so much that they use it even when they eat or while using the bathroom.
Comes from the tendency of parents giving their children mobile devices from young age in a way to make their child eat their food or to keep them still.
Max: Dude, you literally can't eat your food without watching something on your phone. You're like an Ipad kid.
by vicksgarden July 28, 2022
mugGet the Ipad kidmug.

sticky ipad kid

a child who uses and ipad that is always dirty and covered in grime. then use the ipad in weird, contorted positions and often cough all over the ipad. they are disgusting.
by cassidybowe July 29, 2021
mugGet the sticky ipad kidmug.

iPad kid 2.0

Karl Jacob's. If you look closely he also sneezes like an iPad kid.
Person 1:Hey, did you see that?
Person 2: No, what?
Person 1: Karl just sneezed like an iPad kid! Hes like iPad kid 2.0
by Coscot.plclace May 3, 2021
mugGet the iPad kid 2.0mug.

crusty ipad kid

that one cocomelon loving 6 year old old whose ipad is constantly encrusted in a thick layer of cheeto dust and snot.
dude that freaking crusty ipad kid just sneezed on his sister!
what do you expect? cocomelon doesn't teach you manners
by ilovecrabrangoons52 March 9, 2022
mugGet the crusty ipad kidmug.

dirty ipad kid

a child who is obsessed with ipad and will not get an iphone
Little timmy screamed at his mom because he wanted an ipad not a phone and said “i’m a dirty ipad kid not a phone child”
by ipad obsessed March 22, 2021
mugGet the dirty ipad kidmug.

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