hunk of hotness

an actual chunk of attractiveness

“did you see that hunk of hotness over there?”- friend1

“oh yeah that’s gabri alessandrini”-friend2

by umm you know :| March 26, 2020

hunk a chunck

Throwing a piece of shit at the nearest person.

Im gona fucking hunk a chunck if this does not stop.

by SunnierSum49 April 16, 2015

texas hunk

Having anal sex while riding a horse and only wearing a cowboy hat, cowboy boots, and a belt.

Look at that cowboy riding, he's a true Texas Hunk.

by Venomous Nutt January 27, 2023

hunk of carbon

Diamond

Hey, what size hunk of carbon did you get when he popped the question?

by rickbelpre December 22, 2011

Hunk-Shaming

When bros use anti-aging solutions (like Locklab hair growth pills) to stay hunked out, and other bros shame them for it.

*Bro who's let himself go bald and is now hunk-shaming men for STOPPING their hair loss*

"All men should give up on their hair ASAP. Just shave your head and let your poor genetics win."

*Hunk who is pro-handsomeness and anti-letting himself go*

"Sorry pal, but no way I'm letting poor genetics de-hunk me. Real men stay hungry, hairy, and hunked out"

by Thugnanimous July 26, 2024

Oceanside Hunks

Being big and hunky , but also from oceanside.

“Wow, who are they?” “Those are the Oceanside Hunks”

by OceansideLover900 May 01, 2024

Oceanside hunks

The hunks of oceanside , long island.

those are the girls that are dating the oceanside hunks. they are so cool.

by OceansideLover900 June 10, 2024