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cheese hummer

Individuals who stand around at parties looking sophisticated, making small talk and eating cheese. Whenever someone says something witty or topical they respond with a "hmmmm".

Often associated with black-skivvy wearing intellectuals at cocktail parties
I'm not going to the cocktail party, the place will be filled with cheese hummers.
by echar September 22, 2009
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sludge hummer

When a penis is inserted anally into a man or woman, and then removed for oral insertion into that same man or woman, without washing off any rectal residue. Play on "sledgehammer", a demolition implement, a Peter Gabriel song title, and the name of a 1980s comedy television show.
First I fucked her ass, then she blew me--sludge hummer!
by Drew Bob September 15, 2006
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Happy birthday hummer

A blowjob given on your birthday while humming happy birthday to you
Tonight after dinner I get my happy birthday hummer! yeah me!
by Goldmatch May 3, 2014
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Yellow Hummer

When a woman is giving a man oral sex and instead of ejaculating, he pees in her mouth.
Last night I gave my girlfriend a Yellow Hummer...I don't think she'll be back.
by Grape Ape 22 November 23, 2010
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alaskan hummer

The result of quickly drinking a slurpee and then performing oral sex.
If you pick up a coke slurpee on the way over, I'll give you an alaskan hummer.
by mimzy December 9, 2008
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Pop Rock Hummer

Using the popular pop rock candy, an individual places it in their mouth and proceeds to conduct oral sex on another individual, whether it be on the penis, vagina, anus, or nipples. While the pop rocks explode in the giver's mouth due to the reaction with the saliva, this explosive sensation is transferred on to the "sensitivities" of the receiver, a "hummmmm" type feeling is received.
A common example of a pop rock hummer would be during a blow job. The girl puts some pop rocks in her mouth and once the pop rocks start "popping", she sucks the guy off. The same tingling sensation she receives in her mouth is transferred to the guys penis. This works even better the other way around when a girl gets eaten out because the pop rocks not only react with the saliva, they also react with the delectable juices of the vagina.
by Tony Tollefson January 4, 2009
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Hypoxic Hummer

A sexual act performed in a private aircraft above 10,000 ft MSL in which the female co-pilot performs fellatio on the male pilot while humming “Off we go, into the wild blue yonder”. The pilot should remove supplemental oxygen 10 minutes prior to commencing to induce hypoxia and simulate auto-erotic asphyxiation. During the maneuver, the pilot operates the aircraft “lean of peak” to conserve fuel and minimize the production of green house gases. At the time of climax, the pilot should broadcast on 121.5: “One small step for man, one giant step for mankind.”
“Dude, Amelia gave me a hypoxic hummer on our flight here.”
“Kudos, you would make the Wright Brothers proud”
by legacyflyer August 28, 2009
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