Horseback Riding

A very intense sport which requires the use of every single muscle in you body to saty on when your horse decides he is finished. It also requires you to get up really early every saturday during summer the only time you have free because of school. It requires you to be out at the barn at any time 24/7 in the case that your horse decides to hurt himself and cost you hundreds of dollars or when you have to get ready for shows at 2 or 3 in the morning. Considered the hardest sport,excluding bullriding and broncos, because you are not controlling an inanimate object but one that has a mind of its own. It also requires immense amounts of time.
but in the end its all worth it.

what did you do this weekend?
nothing I was at a horse show.or I was horseback riding.

Hey you wanna do something tonight?
Can't have to go tend to my horse so I can get up at 2 am to go to a horse show.

How was your day?
great my horse just cost me a buttload of money for his vet bill.

by Jeffnjoe March 22, 2009

horse outside

A phrase indicating that the speaker maintains a form of equine transport outside the premises, superior to forms of conveyance, e.g. big queer metal boxes such as the Honda Civic, the Mitzi or the Subaru. Comes in handy when transporting a beure from a church in Thomas St.

Fuck your Honda Civic, I've a horse outside. I swapped him for a bag of yokes in 1992

by plkio December 14, 2010

feed the horse

To indulge in fingering a lady. When describing the event to a friend it is impossible to do so without resistng the temptation to make a motion with ones hand as if one were feeding a horse a polo mint.

Did you get anywhere with that ho last night? Feed the horse?
Yeah! I fed the horse. (motions with hand)

by Pozza November 2, 2006

I'm On A Horse

Phrase used when trying to reinforce what a badass you are. (Inspired by the now-he's-in-a-towel-now-he's-on-a-boat guy from the Old Spice commercial.)

Frank: Awesome come from behind win, Phil!
Phil: Yeah, I'm on a horse.

by Uncle Flip February 21, 2010

Horse Oven

A rectal infection caused by/as a result of extremely rough anal sex.

Any type of anti-rape devise, such as the Rapex, that is inserted into a woman's vagina.

"Sitting down is a difficult task for someone with a Horse Oven."

"I was excited about getting laid until my girlfriend forgot to take out her Horse Oven."

by Nick L. & Raul D. May 19, 2008

horse's ass

n: An oblivious idiot who generally says and does things that draw laughter at him, for being such an unbelievable moron.

"Did you see blake just shotgun that beer and then piss himself? Wow, what a giant horse's ass."

by Olen White January 5, 2009

horse's ass

a stupid or obnoxious person(also a term of adress)

I refuse to be friends with a horse's ass like that.

by Light Joker March 19, 2005