The act of unflolding a hide-a-bed, dropping a duce, and reflodling for some unexpected individual to find at a later time.
by Pokintail May 15, 2010
Get the mexican hot pocketmug. by Anonymous February 19, 2003
Get the Hot Pocketmug. There are several parts to this act, and it evolves over the course of several months. Please, do read on;
1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.
2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.
3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.
4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.
1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.
2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.
3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.
4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.
I hit Joel with an Italian Hot Pocket the other day. I don't think the smell will come off of him until all his skin has peeled off in another, oh, lets say three years.
by fubsish October 7, 2009
Get the Italian Hot Pocketmug. by yourmommastitties October 11, 2008
Get the georgia hot pocketmug. when a guy that is chewing tobacco, spits it into a womans vagina for the purpose of lubricant, and then fucks her
"my lesbian friend Jenneen got drunk and hooked up with this guy, and he totally gave her the mississippi hot pocket"
by lesbianlover82 April 5, 2010
Get the mississippi hot pocketmug. by Breakroom May 31, 2014
Get the Rotten hot pocketmug. When you show up to a "party" and there is just some drunk guy in the kitchen cooking a fucking hot pocket.
When told a party is going to be epic and it ends up being very disappointing.
When told a party is going to be epic and it ends up being very disappointing.
by thatguy911 August 7, 2011
Get the hot pocket partymug.