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holy shit

Girl (12 years old): Fuck, fuck, fuck, augh augh augh!
Me (43 years old): Holy shit aughhhhhh!
by theblueytimes November 26, 2024
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Holy Shit.

Normally grace and order are used to create something Holy and connected to the divine. When chaos and brutality are used, but there is no less absolute value to the connection to the divine, people shout "Holy Shit!"
That daredevil is going to jump 22 stairs on a scooter; Holy Shit. she landed it!
by Arbitron February 13, 2021
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Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!

As the name suggests, "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick!," Is used to describe a holy piece of shit, blessed by a hooker, stuck on a shingle that was shoved up the American President's Dick hole, with the piece of shit still on the shingle.
President: "Hey! Look at my Dick!"

Person 1: "Holy Shit On A Shingle In The American President's Dick! There's a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick hole!"

Person 2: "Hey... There is a holy piece of shit on a shingle in the American President's dick Hole! That's proper word use!"
by 0hsh1t December 25, 2022
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holy mommy fucking shit bags

Something to say when ur angry or really mad at someone or something
HOLY MOMMY FUCKING SHIT BAGS THAT HURT!!!
by URMOMUSDOTCOMUS May 6, 2021
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holy shit

Holy shit:
1. The shit or dung of God, which is disposed of in a holy toilet.
2. A slang which is usually laughed at. Example: WTF, because it stands for With The Family.
1) God sure has some holy shit!
2) Holy shit, I forgot to take toilet paper when I went for a shit.
by XInTheDark September 30, 2019
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Holy L Shits

A phrase used to describe a situation where everything has gone to shit.
"We have to drown our brother in a hot tub?! HoLy L ShItS.
by uH...nOT ReaLLy Real..sszx March 14, 2024
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Holy Shit Jose

The opposite of Damn Daniel. When Jose brings his dirty ass white vans.
Holy shit Jose! Stay away from me with those dirty ass white vans!
by Holy shit jose May 25, 2022
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