hobbit feet

feet that are unusually large, hairy with defined yet long and curvy nails , also see zuhair

whoa look at zuhairs hobbit feet

by zoo bear 88009 October 17, 2009

Hobbit Dinner

Eating Breakfast for dinner, or a dinner comprised of simple basic foods. i.e. potatoes, bread, eggs, fried chicken, vegetables, bacon.

Tonight I had a Hobbit dinner, wish it was more complex.

by J.style December 10, 2009

Priestley hobbit

also known to have a severe 'short man syndrome', Rather rare nowa days and they were once almost driven to extinction but are still know to congregate in very small groups around bus shelters and such. The explanation for their bizarre actions is still unknown

oh look its one of them Priestley hobbits

by Racey94 September 20, 2011

hunting for hobbits

A term for smoking weed.

Comes from a LARP group's term for the magical happenings that go on at 420. Often coincides with a literal hunt for a hobbit doll.

Bob: Where did Sandra and Jolene go?
James: They went off into the woods. They're hunting for hobbits.

by Baylemtree August 4, 2011

Chunky hobbit

A New Zealander who is both extremely short and extremely wide and never removes herself from the couch. She may also never stop yapping uncontrollably.

She just won't shut up! The chunky hobbit!

by Hobbiton123 January 20, 2014

A Hobbit's Worth

When you have just enough gas to get there and back again.

Person 1: Are you sure you have enough gas to pick them up?
Person 2: Yeah, I've got about a hobbit's worth, we'll be fine.

by CodenameTex December 2, 2016

Dirty Hobbit

When a male identifying person with hairy feet puts a toe in their, consenting, sexual partners butt.

The person I brought home from the bar last night was so kinky they asked me to give them a dirty hobbit.

by OGDH September 9, 2022