Hoagie-fest!

Hoagie-fest! is a CCSL event that is held one Tuesday every season in which the players of the league gather together in the park and engage in some tomfoolery. This year, the event is actually being held on the summer solstice. Stories are exchanged, beverages are consumed, and most importantly, we eat hoagies! Yay Hoagie-fest!

Hoagie-fest! was such a hit last year, there were individuals consuming beverages until 12:40 in the morning. A new CCSL record!

by C.S-ball June 21, 2011

Hoagie Dick

A nasty penis, that looks and smells like a 3 day old hoagie.

My girl’s BFF told her Bobby hasn’t had a shower in days and has a bad case of hoagie dick.

by Rectum Prirate June 25, 2022

hoagie

An insult towards rednecks/hillbillies.

"You dirty hoagie!"
"You probably date your cousins, hoagie!"

by cj0s July 13, 2025

Wawa Hoagie with vegan cheese and vegetarian beans

A comedic term created by popular My Chemical Romance Instagram fan page; @frank.ieros_low_e.string. The sandwich is referred to as Frank Iero’s favorite thing to get at In-N-Out Burger. This is the sandwich he attempted to order before being harassed for his pride in New Jersey. He later killed all the people at In-N-Out Burger in his fit of rage.

“I want a Wawa Hoagie with vegan cheese and vegetarian beans, because I am vegetarian and I want a Wawa coffee.

by i.make.memes.not.tragedies November 28, 2020

Cheese steak hoagie

The action of shitting between girls tits and enjoying itt and then pissing on it :) just sayin'

Elijah began a cheese steak hoagie on Bella's chest cavity

by Titalicious jr senior February 18, 2011

Hoagie Guilt

The feeling of emotional discomfort one gets when trying to leave the Hoagie Folk.

I’m getting massive Hoagie Guilt from my boss. All I want to do is quit because he keeps drawing me deeper into his illegal Hoagie Empire cluttered with Hoagie Folk.

by YoungGravy616 June 25, 2023

Hoagie Whoppin

(verb) Swagga Jackin. Dick Eatin. Copycatting. Fraudin. On the bandwagon. A person who copies off someone else in order to get attention or to be associated with the person who is being hoagie whopped
Noun: Hoagie Whopper
Past tense: Hoagie whopped

Man 1: Lil Wayne is a terrible rapper!
Man 2: (To Man 1) What?! you're crazy...

Man 3: (To Man 1 from a distance) Yeah! You have no taste in music!

Man 1: (To Man 2) Now we got nigguhs hoagie whoppin from a mile away.

by iFuckWitRealRidahs October 28, 2013