havana toastie

a sex game...it's very fun, i saw i on tv, lots of chocolate, an ppl likin it off ov eech other, i luvvedit so much that i decided to tape it, i wanked off to it and cummed, then, wen i was going up to bed, i cummed myself a bit more and cum slipped down the inside of my trouser leg, i didnt mind, because i jus drippd it into my hot chocolate and poured it all over my balls...which my cat then licked nice and clean for me..thanks sylvester...now we watch the tape most nites and hav lots of fun, i ent out and bouht a hamster, i caled him paul, ansd now i felch with him daily, whilst watchin my havana toastie tape and getting my chocolate and cum encrusted balls likked by sylvester. :)

me: lets watch that tape ou like sylvester...
...
me: NOW LIK EM!
sylvester: *likketty lik*
me: oh yeh baby...thats the ticket...oh yeh...
paul: *burrow burrow up arse*
me: ooh do ur thing paul, lik me out!
paul: *likketty lik*
me: YES! DO IT NOW!
sylvester: *bites down hard on my bellend*
me: YERRRR! DO IT BABY!
pual: *pisses up my arse*
me: *cums self hard into sylvesters ears*

that was wot happend last nite.

by Philly my willy February 23, 2005

Havant

A poor excuse of a town, Havant is located in the South of England (UK) Combined with Waterlooville and Leigh Park it contains a number of groups, mainly occupated with Chavs and prostitutes. Havant is a crime fueled place with which Police cannot overule the council estates.

Havant Hell

by Rich306 February 8, 2009

Hinanami

The heterosexual ship between Chiaki Nanami and Hajime Hinata from the visual novel Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair.

"My favorite ship is Hinanami!"
"OMG U sock! Hajiji Is Canonically Goy and Shiatki is a Mary Sue! Komahina is only kanon ship!!!!!!1!!!1!
"...What is wrong with you?"

by The Cyan Gentleman July 18, 2021

havana

the fucking motherland

oye broder, les go to labana (havana)!

by aimlesss August 21, 2008

Himanshi Premi

"Himanshi Premi" is a sweet guy who fall in love with Himanshi khurana and his real name is Pankaj.
His maximum tweets are deleted by FC and group members. 😂

Neha sharma ko like krta hai after seeing her profile pic. 😍

Himanshi Premi is a sweet guy, little bit funny.

by Premi May 23, 2020

Miharu Hirano

Miharu Hirano is a schoolmate of Ling Xiaoyu from the Tekken series, she isn't as good a character than Xiaoyu is but her hairstyle makes up for it. She goes to the same school as Xiaoyu and seems to foul up at exams so easliy.

Miharu Hirano has just turned up from the exam room and told Xiaoyu she flunked all of em.

by Unknown January 19, 2005

heave a havanah

To take a crap similar in shape and form as a Cuban Havanah cigar to pinch a loaf

Dude where's your crapper, I gotta heave a havanah this minite.

by captkerk June 11, 2006