When you go out in the open and the stripper glitter reflects the light and you seem to sparkle from it.
Taken from the Gaylight saga, that gay-ass gaypire, Edward Cullen.
Taken from the Gaylight saga, that gay-ass gaypire, Edward Cullen.
Guy 1: Dude, why are you sparkling?
Guy 2: Shit, i think i got Twilight Herpes from that stripper last night.
Guy 1: Damn.
Guy 2: Shit, i think i got Twilight Herpes from that stripper last night.
Guy 1: Damn.
by V-engeance-V January 17, 2011
Jane: Hey Mary, is that a cold sore on your mouth?
Mary: Yeah. I gave Billy a mouthski for his birthday the other night and I'm pretty sure he gave me a Herpe Slurpee.
Jane: What an asshole.
Mary: Yeah. I gave Billy a mouthski for his birthday the other night and I'm pretty sure he gave me a Herpe Slurpee.
Jane: What an asshole.
by AustiRody June 13, 2014
by Old Man145 August 29, 2009
Herpes' Law is an adage or epigram that is typically stated as: "If you don't get tested for an std, you can be assured you don't have one. Only once the knowledge of an std is brought to light, is the disease active."
by Commonersflaw April 18, 2011
if a guy has intercourse of any sort with a
dead female that includes penetration into any orafice he could contract necro herpes, if said female had herpes before she died.
dead female that includes penetration into any orafice he could contract necro herpes, if said female had herpes before she died.
by THELETTERANDADOT997@HOTMAIL.CO December 06, 2008
a- the condition of having a herpes cold sore, so large, on your lip that it keeps you from kissing anyone.
b- having a herpes cold sore large enough to render one a hideous creature- hence wanting to stay out of the public eye until it clears up.
b- having a herpes cold sore large enough to render one a hideous creature- hence wanting to stay out of the public eye until it clears up.
a- Valentine's Day came and went, I was on a herpes sabbatical. But I did give out a few rain checks;)
b- There is no way I'm going to that party tonight. I'm going on a herpes sabbatical until this damn cold sore clears up.
b- There is no way I'm going to that party tonight. I'm going on a herpes sabbatical until this damn cold sore clears up.
by Outpost 1 February 18, 2010
by AEGPawn December 25, 2009