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Gwanking

A slang term for masturbation. Used in joke contexts.
Person A: "Check out this girl I saw online."

Person B: "OOOH BABY! *Starts gwanking it vigorously*"
by VeryIllInternetUser April 6, 2026
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Gwank

To stare hollowly, with a soul-drained gaze; to look upon someone or something with the emptiness of grief, exhaustion, or loss.
She gwanked into the mirror to find someone who doesn't exist ,
Or
Darkness gwanks at me, taking away my breath making my legs go weak
by Prathistha September 29, 2025
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G'wan, b'y

Atlantic-Canadian slang phrase used very commonly in Nova Scotia and Newfoundland, translates word-for-word as: "go on, boy!" and is commonly used as a term of disbelief, as in "No, really?".
East-Coast Canadians also spell it as "Gowan b'y" in text form.
"Dere gon' be a flood!"
"Ah g'wan, b'y"
by Tigerzeye December 7, 2022
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