goettemoeller

People with this last name are generally sexy beyond measure and are highly intelligent.

they fall in love easily.

"dude i met this fly chick last night! i could tell right away that she was a goettemoeller"

"hell ya man!"

by Andee Jarkowin January 14, 2008

Gotz

The best pussy ever

I stuck myself in gotz and damn I lasted 25 seconds

by Daniel Barry October 18, 2008

Totz M'goatz

Pronounced totes migoats. Another way of saying 'totally', but way cooler.

Me: You are a shem slut.
Biff: Totz M'goatz I am!!!

by Biffshine November 7, 2011

Gotz

Big tall gay kid, walk like a gay penguin and enjoys having sexual relationships with men

I’m a gotz so I’m retarded and gay

by BigMan68 November 28, 2018

gaetz

Means cool. also means strong and artistic.

hey did you see that guy back there
yeah, he must be a gaetz

by Bill murrey April 13, 2007

Goetzke

Someone who is a big loser!

Someone who doesn't have any friends

No one wants to be friends with a Goetzke

by Hayknows July 19, 2014

elly-gontz

Mispronounciation of the word "elegance" in homage to the Ricardo Montleban commercials for some luxury car that had "rich Corinthian leather."

"Whoa. Check out that '72 Riviera - now that's elly-gontz."

by Francine R. June 22, 2006