Glitter Helmut

First, inconspicuously dunk your teabag into a bowl of fresh glitter; next, drag your sparkling alligator skin bag from the left temple across the forehead, finishing at the right temple

He was out cold, so we all took turns applying a fresh glitter helmut

by Big D-Newport February 18, 2020

Glitter Terrorist

A snarky, nefarious foe that sprinkles “pixie dust” aka glitter, on other beings and objects. As we all know, herpes lasts Forever which is usually longer than love in most cases and Glitter outlasts Herpes, so glitter is eternal. If you love someone, send them a card full of glitter. If you despise someone, send them a card and envelope filled with glitter. It is like a feral cat marking it’s territory by spraying everything and everyone in a home. Glitter lasts forever and stays in your car, ears, hair, clothes, carpet, floor, couches, etc. It should be considered an act of terrorism to send a glitter laden item to any foreign country, diplomat, or hostile zone as they are forever marked by the enemy and easily spotted. In fact, even Hallmark cards is involved in these games of subterfuge with their Willy-nilly sales of sparkly glitter cards and wrapping paper. Acts of random Glitter Terrorism and their WMD-all things sparkly glitter-are on the rise and one should be wary of opening envelopes this holiday season.

I have been glitterbombed by a family member, AKA glitter terrorist, who wrapped the family’s Christmas gifts in glittery wrapping paper and glittery bows with glittered gift tags to match. It took me a week to get all the glitter out of my hair, crevices, couched, the dog, linens and my attempts to vacuum the floor have been futile. Mission Glitterhawk was a success. The Glitter Terrorist scores another win.

by Corabelle1221 March 23, 2020

shitting glitter

doing so much ecstasy that even the things that come out of your ass appear to be glitttery.

We are going to be shitting glitter at the Tiesto concert Thursday night...

by GlitterShitter September 29, 2009

Glitter Butt

A woman who wears denim jeans with rhinestones or glitter on her back pockets.

I couldn't stop staring at the skank at the bar last night with all those sparkeling things on her jeans. Shes a glitter butt.

by Aceofspades822 February 18, 2017

glitter family

A glitter family is an ideologically aligned group of people who convince a child that their natal family does not love them, because they're not affirming them, but that they will love the child and they should move in with the family, and be with the family, and then the family goes on to affirm the child.

My parent’s church says gays go to hell, so I moved in with my glitter family and we host drag queen story hour on Sundays instead.

by bannedfromfacebookagain May 8, 2023

Glitter Queef

When a stripper queefs out glitter everywhere.

Ryan went to the strip club and got glitter queefed. Now his girlfriend knows where he's been!

by hookemyea December 15, 2011

Glitter Crunk

Club music that hip 20-somethings, predominately gay men, enjoy getting drunk and dancing to.

Glitter crunk artists include: Madonna, Lady Gaga, Goldfrapp, Rihanna, and Mariah Carey.

Tyler's gettin' his glowsticks and glitter crunk on tonight!

by discobrant February 23, 2012