Gains

I work out so much, that how I have so many gains

by pufferfish2002 November 01, 2017

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Accidental Gains

When two or more bros are in a testosterone-fueled activity, much like accidental anal, and unintentionally end up having an extremely satisfying and fulfilling workout.

Bro, you got some mad accidental gains from that dutch rudder you gave me yesterday.

by Needle Jockey June 10, 2017

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gucci gaines

Stupid sentence to present you or others getting huuuuuuge

Are you going to the cafe to get your Gucci Gaines?

by 2jake2 January 18, 2018

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Gain pods

Delectable pods that add a little more flavor than Tide pods

I could really go for some gain pods pizza right about now.

by Pswiggy January 30, 2018

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Jackin off = NO GAINS

Everytime you jack off I want you to remember that you will never be a gym rat. It is common knowledge that semen is the mans most natural pre workout, protien, and suppliment all rolled into one. Let me paint you a little word picture... you're in your room. It's about 10 p.m, your widnow is open letting in the sweet air of mother nature. Autumn leaves blanket the ground as you're thinking about her lips and how they tasted as sweet as sugar. Her eyes that twinkle when you say her same. Are you willing to risk it all for that sweet release? Aroused from a deathlike slumber the temptation grows. You wont be able to last a second longer... so you give in. But at a price that can never be payed. You've just lost all the gains from that afternoon pump. You scrawny little bastard.

Toby: Dude the balls are practically blue at this point.

Lob: Dude don't risk it. Semen runs through your vains making you stronger everyday. Why get rid of it? Jackin off = NO GAINS!!

by WeatherForcast March 29, 2022

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