Pulling a Gonzo

To lie about your knowledge of an event. To pretend you don't remember. To try to shift away blame from yourself by faking a memory lapse.

Origin: After Attorney General Alberto Gonzales was asked if he was responsible for firing eight federal prosecutors he responded "I don't recall" more than fifty times during his testimony, obviously forgetting if he had been the one to fire the prosecutors or not.

Cop: "Did you cause the accident Sir?"
Guy: "I...I don't remember how it was caused officer"
Cop: "Are you telling the truth or are you pulling a Gonzo?"

by MsCheese July 10, 2007

advertissement-Gonzo

advertissement gonzo: the amorphous, racially ambiguous, usually black female character in advertisments, intended to appeal to more Americans and which may be the future "ideal American" that may be expected from demographic trends. This person usually looks half-white, part black and hispanic, tweaked with Asian, and like Gonzo in the Muppets, you don't really know what it is. The French spelling is to show that being an "advertissement Gonzo" is chic, modern, trendy, and cool.

Man, I don't know what that girl is i the iPod comercial, she's not black, Hispanic, Asian or white, kinda like Gonzo doesn't look like any particular animal in the Muppets. You could say she is an advertissement-Gonzo.

by Al Cane May 11, 2011

papa gonzo

Papa Gonzo is the nickname used on the back of a year 12 jumper
It is the greatest nickname known to mankind
Don't you dare try deny it

Boy: "Hey what's up"
Girl "Nothing much"
Boy "Yo, did you see this fucking stanky ass name papa gonzo on the back of my year 12 jumper"
Girl "Uhh yeah"
Boy "It's so much better than yours, yours is fucking shit"

by stevsteve jobs March 23, 2017

Green Gonzo

“Green Gonzo” or “A green gonzo” is the act of using a snot rocket shot from your nose to your hands to be used as lubrication before sexual intercourse.

I was out of lube and had cotton mouth so bad I had to green gonzo Becky.

by Grimlanman September 7, 2020

Dirty Gonzo

Start dating a girl then seduce and fuck him in the but, then have your girlfriend suck your dick.

This if course grants the girlfriend one kiss. (The sss be gone by then rite?)

Met my new girlfriend dad last night. I talked my way into buttfucking him. On the way home I had her give me road head. She complained after that my dick tasted like shit. I grinned broadly and said. "Dirty Gonzo"?

by Nostrildamis April 8, 2020

Blind Gonzo

When you are too drunk or whiskey dicked to do a blind unicorn.

I was so drunk i couldnt give her a blind unicorn, it looked like a blind gonzo.

by bigEVLwhtman August 20, 2018

Double Gonzo Vampiric Chokehold

When its a relational Infinite Retard Loop based emotional mexican shootout with a chic and her codependent enabler friends and some random dude who thinks he is a telepath but secretly gheyyyy.

Dayum, girl that situation was a double gonzo vampiric chokehold

by thehappytwo March 12, 2025