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turbo fuckwad

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A waste of time. A homosapiens who, upon receiving logical arguments, proceeds to allow them to become spaghettified by the black hole of his/hers/zims/zers own braincase. An unmyelinated lagomorph. A stupid stupid retard born of denial and lack of situational awareness.
I went to the store about 15 minutes before it was closing to check out the frozen pizzas right quick and this turbo fuckwad teenager turns the lighting off right in front of me. I asked him if he could give me a second, and he somewhat mumbles about the closing time or something stupid before scrawny stepping back to his dipshit station.
by Rockman X October 2, 2021
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Holy Fuckwaffle

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An exclamation of shock and surprise, in which you have no other way to express your thoughts other to express a non-existent desire to be sexually active with a waffle or other breakfast food item.
“Holy fuckwaffle, did you just punch my salad?
by I love waffles. December 13, 2024
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ye old fuckwagon

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When presenting the word fuckwagon to others and emphasizing it in an old English way. Usually done to those you dislike making yourself seem sarcastic.
"Look over there."

"Ah yes, ye old fuckwagon is coming over."
by postinspector June 29, 2018
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A dickface-fuckwad

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Your average pickme girl just emo. Basicly the average dude names alex.
your such A dickface-fuckwad you keep lying to the teacher!
by Your average fick dace March 8, 2022
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