the fuckener

A person (preferably a foreignER) who causes the fuckening to happen.

The fuckener accidentally bumped me into a manhole which became my fuckening which was the end of my perfect day.

by xXxMAGZILLAxXx August 15, 2019

Fucken oats

A kiwism:)

I’ld Fuck with that,
Fucken oath.

Tom: my cock is 9 inches
Claire: fucken oats

by Xxxtripplex January 25, 2019

Pre-Fuckening

To be in a state of imminent fuckery. In a state where it is know that someone or something is about to fuck up. The state that comes before the active state of "fucking up".

"Why is he putting his junk near the ceiling fan?"
"Call medical assistance, John is in a pre-fuckening state."

by Wytchery July 6, 2023

Fucken Ducks

Fucken ducks a female or a woman that brings nothing to the table an has nothing to offer at all

Hey homie your Fucken ducks That girl has nothing to offer to you

by Fucken ducks July 19, 2020

The fuckening

When your life is going quite well and you don't trust it and then it all goes to shit as expected.

And then the fuckening came.

by Who Cares 01 October 20, 2018

Fuckeninged

Days that started good but got worse by seconds.

My week was whole fuckeninged.
What happened?
It got worse by every second

by Rimurin December 19, 2021

The Fuckening

When everything is going well, almost too well and just when it’s at its best... the shit hits the fan... thus.. the fuckening.

My day was going so well until the fuckening happened, then it all went to shit.

by Madeye Moody February 1, 2020