Frithjof

Frithjof is a norwegian word for someone with an abnormaly large head. It can also be used of a person whose bodily functions mimic that of a machine.

"Hey, Frithjof, your head won't fit in there."

-"Dude, look at that guy dancing, he's a dancing machine."
-"Total Frithjof!"

by David F. Attenborough January 12, 2011

Flitch

A guy who is whipped by his girlfriend and has no testicles left.

Floyd I can't believe you let Jen make you cancel your plans to go out drinking tonight. Your such a fucking flitch.

by Armin Hoda November 12, 2005

Flitch

Flat Bitch as in flat chested and bitchy.
You can only call a GIRL this
unless the male has boobs for some reason.

GOD that girls sucha flitch!

by BradenBITCH March 24, 2008

fitch

Commonly called a "polecat", but, the fitch is not a cat, and neither is it a skunk (which is also called a "polecat"). The fitch is the wild ancestor of the (domesticated) ferret.

I sure am glad someone decided to try to tame a fitch 10,000 years ago, because I just love my sweet little ferret.

by Jill Gibb June 11, 2006

abercrombie and fitch

A nice clothing store which is bashed by many people for being skanky and too expensive. Skanky? Not really, unless you consider the moose logo to be too close to a girl's breast (oh, the horror). Expensive? Yes, but have you ever noticed any designers? Such as Prada, Burberry, or Marc Jacobs? They are all a hell of a lot more expensive but a hell of a lot less bashed. Maybe people wear it to look 'preppy' and 'sexy', but unlike those people, I wear A&F because the quality is nice and I happen to like their style and designs.
Also, you can find $80 sweaters on clearance for $12. Good deal, I'd say.

A&F Hater: Eww, why are you wearing that horrible Abercrombie and Fitch top? It must've been like forty dollars!
A&F shopper: Uh, no, I got it on clearance for ten dollars. But it was originally twenty.
A&F Hater: Oh.

by Supporter of A&F August 12, 2007

abercrombie and fitch

I've been reading a lot of entries of people who are against people who hate abercrombie, they are saying that we stereotype them as "preppys" and "rich kids" well they are doing the same thing

i choose not to wear abercrombie & fitch not because i am too poor, or too fat, or emo, or any of the other crap they are saying. i choose not to wear it because they are racist, they say the hire "american looking people" because it is an "all american store" which would explain why they are making people in the philippines work 15 hrs. a day to make their clothes and sometimes get paid less than a dollar an hour.

and for people who have to put shirtless guys and hot models to advertise their store, they must be pretty pathetic.

"oh look at all those pretty girls on this abercrombie and fitch website! i guess if i ask my daddy for a few extra hundred dollars, i could buy that shirt and look just as sexy!"

by g r a c i e May 2, 2006

Fratchelor

A twist off the reality show 'The Bachelor' in which the bachelor is a jacked, tan, hung like a horse, and obviously facey frat-star who can take tequila to the dome (always from the bottle) and wheel biddies as he pleases. The ladies each compete to receive a roofie at the end of each episode. They all dream of getting to one day walk of shame home out of the fratstar's room after the season finale

-"Hey Dan...did you see this week's episode of The Fratchelor?"

-"Yeah...that Alpha Mark sure made those g.d.i. biddies wear it so hard. I wish I had game like him and wasn't a no-game inbred giraffe of a man."

by k-hole murphball July 15, 2010