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pulling staff out of your ass

an impossible feat of trying to replace staff when noone is available.
we;re pulling staff out of your ass
by gabs 1232 June 22, 2009
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Discord Server staff day

December 12 is a day when server staff on discord can do anything they want.
Discord staff has banned everyone because it is Discord Server staff day!
by Ryguy6001 December 11, 2021
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Hive Staff

Hive Staff are snowflakes and they false ban anyone who they don't like. They also mass edit/delete posts because its something they don't like but its perfectly fucking fine
by OnlyOrbixx March 19, 2021
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handsome staff

The act of designating the best looking staff member on a work team to complete a task by leaning on their good looks and charm.
The finance department was unlikely to approve the budget so we sent handsome staff (Jonathan) to convince them to unlock the funds.
by #ThatGuy1982 September 13, 2016
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cubecraft staff

a shit server that is shit because 90% of the staff is gay and especially that Hazard guy that is a pedo and likes little kids, he is very sensitive and he got caught sending pp pics to minors and he mutes people he doesn't like and abuses power thats why cubecraft staff sucks ChangoMC was cool tho
Guy 1: Hey lets go play CC
Underaged E girl 1: No lets hop on the hive
Almight: Naw bruv lets play some zecka

Guy 1: no cubecraft better

Almight: No hazard might fuck us

Underaged E girl: mfmfgmsmmhmmm
Guy 1: what the fuck

Almight: *nuts*

cubecraft staff be like
by Frixza June 13, 2023
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Staff

a really long shlong with a big commie dongles
Angrily, jessica ordered Jeffery to whip out his staff.
by Sigfiglover June 2, 2023
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Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability

"If you have to request assistance/advice from a store/office-employee, you will be obliged to wander all over da place and "search till Doomsday" to find someone who is not presently too occupied to listen to you. Yet once you finally receive your answer, THEN there will be ABSOLUTE MULTITUDES OF PERSONNEL just lounging around and making themselves available, and so you will feel like a total JACKA** for not having simply waited a few more minutes to ask your question, rather than wearing out your feet and legs from running all over da shop to find someone to ask!"
I spent over five minutes scampering up and down the aisles at Wally-World trying to find a "free" employee to ask about the availability of a certain product, but then afterwards, there were several non-busy staffpeople whom I met en-route back to my shopping-cart whom I could have asked just as easily at that point --- talk about a classic case of Murphy's Law of Staff-Availability! :P :P
by QuacksO August 26, 2019
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