flossie

blonde girl that uses phrases such as

1. you are my mummeh
2. you are my sugar daddeh even though you are a womanthing!
3. GANGBANG
4. don't you just want to put it in a box and rape it
5. Steve he ish a marshmallow!
6. ORGY!
7. up the arse or what?

Also really loves heavy metal music

"I watched queen of the damned with a Flossie last night! She was so random and thinks KoRn are great!"

"Flossie said gangbang and that is what we did."

"Flossie says steve he is a marshmallow!"

"Flossie takes it up the arse."

"Flossie's mummeh is Batman!"

by batmum July 27, 2006

flossin

someone who has on nice shit

this niggas flossin

by blackchildh April 29, 2009

flossing

when a dude pulls out a girl's tampon with his teeth right before going down on her.

went flossing last night.

by kid kazzo September 22, 2006

Flossit

A penis that is bent (in no particular directionat) at 90 degrees of or more.

"holy potatoes Barry you have a flossit much like an over curved rhino horn, how on earth do you urinate and avoid ur face?"

by N.Mgrath November 16, 2003

flossing with curlies

When you go to a sub shop and don't order the sub sandwich, but eat off the buffet, only to get Lasagna that has a huge, matted ball of pubic hair, which gets stuck in your teeth and you have to pull it out from between them like floss.

Dan and I laughed as Will flossed with matted pubic hair from his Lasagna while Will screamed "You'll be laughing when you're flossing with curlies"

by Tim Rost July 19, 2006

flossin

N.London slang for going

Oi Blad u flossin down park tonight?
Where you flossin with my hoe?
I was flossin down da road when da feds stopped me and shoved a stick up my batty

by Zella March 13, 2005

flossin it

To haul ass or move quickly

I was flossin it down the freeway to get away from the police.

by Dahmer February 20, 2005