Matthew Fletcher

A guy who can not weld and someone who scares the girls away from his bad breath and hair. Also a Matthew Fletcher can never grow a mans mustache.

(girl) Oh did you see that Matthew Fletcher at the club last night?

(girl 2) Oh you mean the one with bad hair and bad breath?
(girl) Yea that one, i see his work, he cant weld for shit. Id rather go bang his friend Will!
(girl2) Yea I agree.....what a dick.

by Mr Left March 17, 2015

Jake fletcher

Gay homo and loves boys

Jake fletcher is a very gay

person

by Hshehsghdvehxhanmsjcbdnd March 26, 2021

Fletcher Academy

a place where a large amount of people wake up at 7:40 in the morning just to sit in a room with the loudest most annoying kids to ever exist, and learn stuff that you will never use, and we worship THE WILHELM!
but all together a place where you grow closer to friends and mostly enjoy worshiping THE WILHELM!

Mom: "how was your day at Fletcher Academy honey???

Kid: "THE WILHELM!!!!!

Wilhelm is the principal of our school, we put his head (a picture of his head) oh the top of the school Christmas tree every year

by nnamA aihpoS September 23, 2025

Fletcher's law

On a left-wing social media circle, as the conversation continues, the likelihood of capitalism being blamed - regardless of the problem at hand - approaches 1. Named after Fletcher, the dude in the group chat who based his ideology off of an overrated anime.

"I was on Tumblr and this one person decided to blame capitalism for the higher male suicide rate."
"Yup, that's Fletcher's Law."

by Light the Shinigami May 31, 2020

Fletcher S

Fletcher S is a man who can take 20 dicks at once. Lowkey a slut

Fletcher s is a SLUT

by Skibiditoiletohiorizz May 19, 2024

Chuck Fletcher

Chuck fletcher is a ducking autist who thought it was a good idea to sign Kevin Hayes and James VanRiemsdyk to $7 million dollar contracts in back to back years. Also, don’t forget that it was his idea to sign Zach Parise and Ryan Suter to 13-year deals. Like he needs to get his shit together or else Dave Schultz will come out of retirement and slaughter him and his wife and rape all employees.

That baby over there is a Chuck Fletcher.

by KyleDubasFan69 July 3, 2019

fletcher

A grade A cunt who's short and aggressive but a good friend 90% of the time, be weary of him

Fletcher really had my back by defending me against those rumors even tho he started the rumors

by Your blood brother March 7, 2020