feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator

A polite way of saying the phrase, "pussywhipped piece of shit motherfucker.

This blender is a real feline flagellated segment of a fece female parent inseminator -- the little fucker can't even make a stupid margarita and always reeks like burned wires!

by Telephony October 10, 2016

Feces

Basically, poop n' shit.

"Eww, what's that smell?"
"I pooped my pants. It smells like feces."

by Sir_Busington October 15, 2019

rhysie feces

When your feces looks like Rhys Liddell Pickle

Mum get me the toilet paper I've got rhysie feces

by Bumholecheese October 28, 2020

The Feces Slip

The feces slip is when a girl or guy gets fucked in the ass so fucking hard, the ring muscle holding their anus bursts. This allows for their warm puddy like shit to slowly drop down their leg in a muddy mess. Usually performed by a priest, he sticks his cock so far in that the organs can no longer hold and fucking fall out with the shit on the cement floor. God watches this and jerks off into a bowl and then sprinkles it on the earth, forming rain. This is how rain is formed, ass fucked God cum. After the shit slips out, the person then slowly picks it up and smears it on the priests face. The Indians used to do this back in the old fuckin days to make rain for there crops and fertilize the fields. Watch out, cause as the feces be slipping gods cum be alllll over yo damn face.

Gunty; YO MY ASS CANT HOLD MY SHIT ANYMORE

runtle; YOU MUST HAVE HAD the feces slip

Gooch; FUCK.... GOD BE CUMMIN

by goochy goochy December 4, 2019

FECES RIMJOB

It's what a RIMJOB ought to be as no OCD cleaning that ASSHOLE.

A FECES RIMJOB is a natural ASSHOLE SEX ACT.

by anonymous March 29, 2021

Spew Feces

When feces exits your butthole at a very fast pace. Usually refers to diarrhea.

Friend1: I'm going to go spew feces into the shitter.
Friend2: Roger that!

*Shitting noises*

by UnitPunch January 8, 2012

ur species feces

The worst insult to ever exist in any language known to man. Worse than all other insults combined.

Donald Trump: ur mom gay
Kim Jong Un: no u
Donald Trump: ur species feces
Kim Jong Un: *explodes, starting WW3 and plunging the world into a new age of eternal darkness*

by Hawest April 4, 2018