Louisiana Extension Cord

the act of crapping through a funnel into another's anus, then proceeding to have sex with said anus using crap as lube.

John Deer and Jane Doe has a steamy sex session ending it with a Louisiana extension cord.

by Lorenzo Le Coq Grande June 15, 2010

Extended Unauthorized Holiday

Truancy in Katy ISD.
1. the act or state of being truant.
2. an instance of being truant: His parents were questioned about his many truancies.

“The Joneses received a letter from the Katy ISD police stating that Joe had been on Extended Unauthorized Holiday.”

by Katy Proper December 30, 2008

extension

noun. device used to add inches to small penises for very pathetic losers.

my penis is too short for you, John? wait, let me put my extension on.

by stoop December 5, 2002

extended stay

When someone spends a long time in the bathroom stall

Where is Sam and why was he not at the meeting?

He's on an extended stay in the men's room.

by vlad2131 January 17, 2017

normal expenses

1. rubbers, condoms, abortions, etc

2. a post-craigslist STD test/pregnancy test

3.a Paying for her when you go on a date, possibly to a hotel room

3.b Getting in a taxi to make that date possible.

4. Buying her five drinks when it i'll probably take ten to make her fuck you

5. craigslist inspired phrase that is difficult to comprehend.

6.

"I am looking for a open minded best friend who will help me, not looking for escorts or to have to pay someone other than normal expenses."

by WAG IV January 29, 2010

Harvard Extension School

Harvard Extension School is sometimes referred to being a school for wanna be school for Harvard Rejects. However turns out it can still get you into a decent Law School, or even medical school

Chang Says to strict parents "mom, dad I got accepted into Harvard!"
Parents "YAAAY"
Chang 4 years later "Mom, Dad I actually went to Harvard Extension School, but still got into Princeton Law!"
Paents "RAWWWWW YOU GO STUDY HARDER"

by Ausdaboss May 9, 2013

Extended Back

When a chick has no booty.

Guy 1: "Damn bruh, that female has NOOOO ASS."
Guy 2: "Honestly bro, she has an extended back."

by JSav November 29, 2014