Oak Express

The only single thing that seems natural when everything else is apparently bogus.

How could you play a 15 minute game of halo, only kill 4 people, and only die twice? That just doesn't seem natural, but Oak Express is.

by cotay15 July 19, 2009

Squeegee Express

When you cum on a girl's face and then stretch your nutsack to "squeegee" the cum off.

Guy: Here it comes!

Girl: Damn it it's everywhere!

Guy: One sec, I'll do a squeegee express!

by BBBarrett May 28, 2010

toledo express

An awesome punch move. Used by Ron Burgundy in Anchorman 2.

Johnny wanted to kick my ass, but he was a pussy, so I showed him the toledo express.

by Ziggy Kickass March 2, 2015

linear expression

An algebraic equation in which each term is either a constant or the product of a constant and (the first power of) a single variable. Linear equations can contain one or more variables

A linear expression was used no where, but the teacher forced us to learn it anyways.

by bob_jumped_off_a_cliff January 28, 2018

Shanghai Express

Any store that primarily or exclusively sells cheap merchandise from China, such as Walmart or Harbor Freight

I got it for only $20 at Shanghai Express

by mcbane999 April 17, 2010

jigaboo express

A term referring to overweight white females only attracted to black males.

Melissa is a jigaboo express.

by I Know Things May 26, 2014

Pineapple Express

The act of shoving a pineapple up one's anal cavity before carving a hole in the protruding section and having someone else fuck it.

That pineapple express was crazy last night, Deebo.

by GetWrekt January 11, 2015