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womb-erang

Pronounced womb-erang (like boomerang)

One of your baby-mama's that you just can't get rid of. You thrown her away as hard as you can but she just keeps coming back for more.
"I told my womb-erang to get lost so she should be back in twenty minutes."

"I got 12 kids from my womb-erang in new york, she just can't get enough."
by moikavich December 30, 2008
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Social Evangelist

A person that speaks to his audience in a bias manner with the purpose to intrigue and captivate. The sole objection is to gain the attention and support of the group in order to infect them with his or her ideology. Usually, by successfully selling through or pitching his or her ideals and strategies in turn infected members then carry this ideology in a viral manner to the masses or population. The social evangelist, in hopes of reaping the rewards of the viral effect then creates or enlist a system and puts him or herself at the top in order to reap the most benefit, predominantly monetary.

The person will create a circa of close knit companions based on rewards, affection and attention. The audience or crowd is expected to grow in and exponential rate to capital gain. Giving the person validity in the form of material or monetary growth. Victims of this sort of negative scheme (schematic) are seen as targets, pigeons or just plain followers.

Much in the manner of Evangelist 2.0 they use internet start-ups and similar forms of mass media to present and harvest capital. Modern Social Evangelist are born of the internet boom and mid 2000 financial recession. As the need to convert digital products into assets became known as monetization.
The Social Evangelist walked about the video broadcast in order to present himself and his ideas to the captivated audience.
by Yadihi May 27, 2013
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Urban Dictionary Evangelist

Someone who posts extremely biased definitions on urban dictionary for no other purpose than promoting their pet ideology. This can include a glowingly positive definition of something they believe in, or more often, a hateful definition of something they disagree with.
The definitions for controversial subjects like religion have been taken over by Urban Dictionary Evangelists.
by Boredman April 15, 2015
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evangelist 2.0

1) Those who use the internet and similar forms of mass media to present their ideologies and similar, usually with the aim of conversion
2) Robotic evangelist, similar to the terminator but gives out leaflets pertaining to a certain ideology
1) The evangelist 2.0 religiously blogged to their flock
2) The evangelist 2.0 just destroyed my mailbox with pamphlets pertaining to his secrets to happiness
by ChronoSaturn June 3, 2010
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ebane

Ebaneto e kato fucking oba4e na Bulgarian( Bylgarski ). Demek edin myj kato si nadyrvi huq i zapo4ne go vkarva v 6undrata na nqkoq jena po 4-5 pyti v sekunda, tova ozna4ava 4e te se ebat, a deistvieto e ebane.
Tova sa harakterni zvuci za ebaneto:
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
by Stanislav April 28, 2005
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Apple Evangelist

People who try to convert you to Apple products by going on and on and on and on about their i phone/pad/pod. Alright we all appreciate the amazing technology but please would you shut the fuck up already.
"My i-thing is sooooooo amazing, my i-things app/screen/resolution/speed is sooooooooo much better than anything you've ever seen. WHY don't YOU own one." - Apple Evangelist.

"I appreciate the technology is very good. But you are a posing wanker and I just want to smash your i-thing to pieces and watch you cry." - Non i-thing owner.
by CloudPixie August 10, 2012
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evangelion

A classic bit of Anime. So confusing!

Shinji has the most annoying scream in the entire history of the world!!
Fans: Evangelion, So fucked up but so worth it!
by Lizzie Moogle July 6, 2006
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