mexican express

"mexican express" is any weed used to pay for services when money is inconvenient or unavailable. It is typically used at small stores, fast food joints, and anywhere where the employees are bored out of their minds and/or the friend of whoever is paying. Unlike the "bowl pass," which is only used at ski resorts, mexican express is accepted across many kinds of businesses.

"Oh, you don't have any cash either? That's cool, the McDonald's on 14th takes mexican express."
"I wish I could pay my tuition with mexican express."
"Don't use the five finger discount, just get out your mexex."

by miaJ March 15, 2009

Squeegee Express

When you cum on a girl's face and then stretch your nutsack to "squeegee" the cum off.

Guy: Here it comes!

Girl: Damn it it's everywhere!

Guy: One sec, I'll do a squeegee express!

by BBBarrett May 28, 2010

toledo express

An awesome punch move. Used by Ron Burgundy in Anchorman 2.

Johnny wanted to kick my ass, but he was a pussy, so I showed him the toledo express.

by Ziggy Kickass March 2, 2015

Shanghai Express

Any store that primarily or exclusively sells cheap merchandise from China, such as Walmart or Harbor Freight

I got it for only $20 at Shanghai Express

by mcbane999 April 17, 2010

linear expression

An algebraic equation in which each term is either a constant or the product of a constant and (the first power of) a single variable. Linear equations can contain one or more variables

A linear expression was used no where, but the teacher forced us to learn it anyways.

by bob_jumped_off_a_cliff January 28, 2018

jigaboo express

A term referring to overweight white females only attracted to black males.

Melissa is a jigaboo express.

by I Know Things May 26, 2014

Pineapple Express

The act of shoving a pineapple up one's anal cavity before carving a hole in the protruding section and having someone else fuck it.

That pineapple express was crazy last night, Deebo.

by GetWrekt January 11, 2015