1. the tool used to clean a female, well.. you know.
2. a name called to people are being extremly gay or retarted at times.
2. a name called to people are being extremly gay or retarted at times.
"Before we have sex honey, I would prefer to douche myself." quoted the skank hoe.
"Your such a douche bag baby! Lets just fuck and get it over with!" cried Bob, tied to the bed unwillingly.
"Your such a douche bag baby! Lets just fuck and get it over with!" cried Bob, tied to the bed unwillingly.
by douchebag917 October 12, 2004
Get the douche bagmug. The word "douche bag" originated in Birmingham, Alabama in 2004. The individual in which this phrase refers to is a sexist pig who likes triple anal sex with African Americans, yet claims that it's really his wife who likes triple anal sex (but we know the truth). He thinks that he's cool because he hangs out in the music scene, yet the only reason why those people "like him" is because his wife sleeps with them. The reason why he is a douche bag is because after his multiple triple anal adventures is the only way that he can feel clean. You may run into him at the local Wal-Mart in the hygene section buying his monthly supply of douche bags.
For more information, please see triple anal or chode.
For more information, please see triple anal or chode.
by Brad Reed December 15, 2008
Get the douche bagmug. Bill at work: Hey Ted,what did you buy Helen for her birthday? A washer and a dryer.You know,A Douche Bag and Turkish Towel.
by Tommy Lee September 3, 2003
Get the douche bagmug. Girl: Wow! I just had sex and my vagina feels very creamy, I am going to use a douche bag in order to be comfortable and cleansed!
by beanie January 14, 2005
Get the douche bagmug. a person who shows up in a public place looking like a complete idiot, or does something so completely stupid that it makes people laugh on his be-half.
by Chesca April 6, 2008
Get the douche bagmug. All the guys from Jersey Shore.
by inelevater October 16, 2010
Get the douche bagmug. Someone who is a complete and utter idiot and does/says the worst things at the worst time at the worst possible place. Closely related to an asshole. Once an asshole does/says something really horrible they are reffered to as douche bags. However once a douche bag does/says something even worst then they are reffered to as Hussain Rizvi. Not many people can be a Hussain Rizvi. It takes years of being a douche bag before you can reach the level of hussain rizvi.
by Ammar Rizvi March 20, 2010
Get the douche bagmug.