Doot

A toot that turns into a dook.

I just accidentally dooted, its dripping down my leg.

by coochmuncher1234 January 1, 2023

doot

Mainly remembered as a 1 second youtube clip of a skeleton head holding a trumpet and making a single sound that is interpreted as "doot"

-Hey man, have you seen that video of the skeleton that "doots"

-Yeah, its really funny

by skalleper September 28, 2018

Doot Club

A College Orgy

Oi did you see Doot Club on the dance floor last night !

by Doot Master 3000 March 25, 2023

Doot

A term usually heard in South Essex to describe someone or something that is bad or sub-standard.

"Geez, how were you yesterday. I text you but you weren't about?"

"Naa geez, I was feeling bare doot."

by AllowIt February 25, 2019

doot

a sp00ky sound from the internet ONLY in october. usually with a skeleton holding a trumpet with text saying: ''*doot*''
(not a vagina and not related to it in any way, shape, or form)

me: *doot*
friend:what?
me:*DOOT*
friend:pls no
me: *DOOOOT*

by boxguy5 October 10, 2018

das doots

an expression to say when something is particularly great.

Person 1: WOW! What a nice cardigan!

Person 2: Yeah, man. das doots!

by daffodility3 August 9, 2010

Doot

A cute little duck

"We're just going down to the water to feed the doots."

by Broganm14 June 14, 2017