Door Bastard

An individual that is unaware that they are the cause of an automatic door to open. Often harmless unless the outside temperature is frigid and the opening of the door leads to unwanted bursts of cold air.

It was fricking cold outside & that door bastard kept tripping the automatic sensor so we nearly froze our a$$e$ off in the lobby.

by That old guy January 30, 2009

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Put a Door In

v. - a solution which is oversimplified to the point that it becomes nonsensical. Often presented as a brilliant idea by someone who wishes to appear knowledgeable when they actually know the least about the subject.

Dorthu: "I'm having trouble seamlessly streaming levels in this game."
Gabe: "Just put a door in."

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Tom: "Dude, instead of paying to get my car fixed, I'm just gonna use some duct tape."
John: "Way to put a door in."

by Dorthu June 2, 2009

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Doors and Fours

Combination of Doriden & Tylenol w/ Codeine #4. Produces a high akin to Heroin.

Back in the day we would get prescriptions for Doors and Fours.

by Christian Emde December 27, 2007

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Door Job

A Door job is a sex move used by lonely men, trying to get thrills but shoveing there penis into a door, and constantly slamming it. When the penis is red and bleeding it provides satisfaction. Most men prefer to hire a hooker to grease the hinges of the door, to make slamming faster and more effective. From this point on you might require laser surgery to fix , broken bones in the Pelvis area.

Brian: Hey Jake why are you going for Penis Surgery again?

Jake:I think im addicted to Door jobs.......

by BrianRingo July 11, 2010

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