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ft.dojacat A really stupid person who wants to have sex with me
ft.dojacat A slow minded person
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ERP Martial Arts Dojo

The ERP Martial Arts Dojo teaches martial arts that has been passed down through generations The style is based on a philosophy and is a combination of traditional Chinese martial arts‚ modern military hand-to-hand combat skills‚ and Eastern mysticism

ERP Martial Arts encourages a heightened sense of balance as well as flexibility and muscle development‚ which will help you develop into a ERPing machine

ERP Emperor RottenPotatoMan will show you how to use your martial arts skills in combat situations such as Golden Dragon Style which was formed from the golden chains of the black hearted E-boy who was defeated by the great warrior

You'll also be taught the Blue Phoenix style by ERP Grand Master Yuuzora‚ this is a very fast form of martial art that consists of lightning quick attacks It was formed by the blue tears of a heart broken pigeon‚ so there is no surprise that this style is not only fast but also deadly In fact‚ it's said that even a master of the style can kill a man with one swift blow
Person 1: Ey man, im gonna join the the ERP Martial Arts Dojo to train my ERP prowess and increase my skill in ERPing.
Person 2: Cool man but i dont remember asking.
by Yuuzora January 2, 2023
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Dojo

Dwelling, home, crib, spot, place of relaxation and place where slamming of the knees takes place

Originates from Japanese verbage meaning "place to practice martial arts"
Yo man...let's kick it to the dojo and peep a flick
by Booker June 10, 2004
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dojangles

an annoying person who doesn't take hints.
That dojangles keeps calling me after i specifically gave him "the hint."
by devin sease April 30, 2006
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Mojo Dojo

The Mojo Dojo is the post-modern equivalent of the Oracle of Delphi for otherwise emasculated aspiring Alpha Males seeking to acquire zen status amongst the fairer sex. Located within the catacombs of an old London meat market, where it is said that Barry White once performed a number of underground gigs in the halcyon days of free love, access to the Mojo Dojo conveys upon its initiates the secret of easy charm and irresistible sexual potency. The collective scripture of the Mojo Dojo is referred to informally as the Commandments of Egan, in homage to the semi-mythical founder of the movement.
Rob:"Damn, I'm feeling like such a limp beta male these days, I have absolutely no chat and struggle to impress the ladies simply by shamelessly displaying my high-powered tailoring like an egotistical power crazed peacock"

Clive: "Get yourself down to the Mojo Dojo lad, I hear that one session there and women will be immediately fawning at your impressive command of the ten Commandments of Egan"
by Donkosaurus May 8, 2014
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dojo

Downtown Jersey City; Downtown Joisey City; Downtown Joisey Shitty
I'm chillin' wid mah boyz in DoJo!
by dojo-mojo July 13, 2006
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Doja

An extremely strong form of marijuana that IS laced. High usually last for 5 to 7 hours.
Yo doja is my shit. Let's get some.
by valoem October 5, 2004
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