Someone who likes to indulge in the diving of the muff, usually female, but Jeff Stokes doesn't mind that...
She was a trained muff diver.
by PH March 19, 2003
"Ew, I can't believe Michael ate out that girl's ass," said John.
"Yeah, what a pudding diver," responded Danny.
"Yeah, what a pudding diver," responded Danny.
by Troke17 March 11, 2011
by Tingles and Sweets September 02, 2004
One who constantly goes out to specifically look for and possibly have sexual relations with homosexual people.
Guy 1: "I'm going to the gay club in a few hours. Want to come?
Guy 2: "Your a fucking homo diver, did you know that?
Guy 2: "Your a fucking homo diver, did you know that?
by K. Deg July 28, 2011
N: Also known as the "Michael Phelps", this sexual position is when from behind, a male inserts his genitals into a female's anal crevice, while at the same time, the male inserts all ten (or eight if thumbs do not reach) into and out of the females vaginal canal. This repeated motion mimics a diving-like action. Continue until climax is met.
1. "I paid some hooker to let me Michael Phelps her, she seemed confused at first, but enjoyed it."
2. "Me and my boyfriend tried something new called the "Unholy Diver", it was one of the most uncomfortable orgasms I had ever had."
2. "Me and my boyfriend tried something new called the "Unholy Diver", it was one of the most uncomfortable orgasms I had ever had."
by Phillip "The Hoff" Hoffman March 14, 2014
by FrostyFreeze June 10, 2006
by patches o'hoolahan July 16, 2006