Not the brightest person: Who did you vote for in the 2008 presidential election?
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit
by Jizzy Jan April 10, 2010
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an asshole from New York with funky ass braids in his hair, thinking he's cool..

hes also very sexy ;)
Matt, you're such a fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair!
by who needs to know? May 07, 2005
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One who think that their own saliva is clean and pure. Will double dip but will explode if sees other do the same freaking thing.
Jon: Mark is a fucking SD Triple D. He double dipped his fries into my ketchup but beat me up when I did the same thing. IT WAS MY FUCKING KETCHUP

Macy :What's an SD Triple D?

Jon: A Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit

Macy: What a bitch!
by fabulousdaniel8 April 06, 2013
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a jackass who puts braids in his hair and thinks hes cool..

hes also really sexy ;)
YOU JACKASS! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE MATT:a fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair!
by who needs to know? May 07, 2005
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you are to use this phrase when you stumble upon someone that is mentally subnormal or has a real issue with being an asshole.
my friend Abdul is a cunt ass nigga bitch retard dipshit, nigga can't do fucking sums without crying

"cunt ass nigga bitch retard dipshit," said my mom to my dad when he was being a useless dumb drunk clown
by youstupidassbitch March 17, 2020
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Quantum Dipshit

Hey dumbfuck, I hope you have a great day rotting in hell you absolute chad!

Yo, why you being such a quantum dipshit?
by mr fuckyourmom beanstalk January 02, 2022
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Dipshit Theory

Refers to observation that where one dipshit goes others will follow. Akin to mass think theory.
I witnessed dipshit theory in action last night at the soc hop wendy.

Youre just jealous!

I saw you looking at him!

Oh, greg...you are despicable!
by ESPeciallyscientific August 13, 2017
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