Dingleberry Buffet

A fancy feast created when a group of males or females (who typically don't wipe) bend over naked in a line, offering up a smorg-ASS-board to the average couple looking for a new place to eat out. So many dingleberries to choose from!

He wanted to take his girl somewhere new, so they headed to the dingleberry buffet for a romantic evening of festivities and eating out.

by TheCandleArsonist January 21, 2009

dingleberry

Little pieces of toilet paper that remains tangled in one's asshairs after wiping.

You ever sit in the tub and have your dingleberries break loose and float up around you? It's gross.

by Pork King April 30, 2003

Dingleberries

Berries hailing from the Irish peninsula of Dingle.

These dingleberries are delicious!

by heatstroker January 3, 2011

Dinglebombed

When you are giving a blowjob and you get shit in the face.

I was blowing my boyfriend and he dinglebombed my face.

by Mjcorder32 February 27, 2015

dinglebanger

The name given to the plant that originates a dingleberry.

Today I went to pick up a dinglebanger from the nursery.

That kids parents must be real dinglebangers.

by Loucifer0716 August 13, 2010

Dingleberry

An insult that on the surface seems Kid Friendly, but actually means Shriveled Ball Sucker and/or Fuckin Idiot.

Otherkin Person: I am Teh Wolfe, I howel at teh mewn. *Howls*

Sane Ace Person: What a Dingleberry.

by Violet The Draconian Queen July 23, 2016

Dingleberry juice

If you thought V8 was good, wait till you taste the crisp, refreshing--sometimes stanky--juice of a dingleberry. Freshly squeezed from the ass straight to your glass. Be sure to ask your local retailer to bring in dingleberry juice.

"Dingleberry Juice, it's a little shitty at first, but it gets better every sip." --- Horatio from the mail room
"Starts off chunky, but has a nice creamy mouthfeel" -- Ron from accounting

by DJ PJs May 20, 2021